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So I'm walking down the street one night in my FNAF onsie when all of a sudden this guy comes out from a corner and confronts me about f**ing his pet squid. "woah there, I think you have the wrong person sir" I say as sweat rolls down my back. "How does he know" I think to myself. "Oh no it was you, I know for a fact it was you!. There is squid smen on your FNAF onsie!" He says. "Uh oh I must have gotten too distracted as I was reading my dork diaries books (they are so quirky :happy:) to notice that I hadn't cleaned up."

I think to myself as sweat rolls down my lardy, narsty, stanky, a** cheeks. He then says, "Oh your in for a world of hurt fella, put up your dukes!" I then respond with "Sir I don't wan't any trouble, I don't know anything about a sexy, scrumptious, veloumptous, hot and s*xy squid!" After my well spoken response he proceeds to sock me in my face completely knocking me out. I wake up the next in a hospital bed being treated for a concussion. Do not trust this guy as he is very protective of his hot squid. 10/10 would f*ck that creamy, juicy, s*xable, full of stuffin, gawk gawkin, p*nishead tickling squid again

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