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Recent reviews by fish fish

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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
78.1 hrs on record (32.5 hrs at review time)
What the ♥♥♥♥ did you just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ say about me, you little ♥♥♥♥♥? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the ♥♥♥♥ out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ words. You think you can get away with saying that ♥♥♥♥ to me over the Internet? Think again, ♥♥♥♥♥♥. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little ♥♥♥♥. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ idiot. I will ♥♥♥♥ fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dead, kiddo.
Posted 29 August, 2022.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
74.7 hrs on record (49.9 hrs at review time)
Classic
Posted 28 June, 2019.
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1 person found this review helpful
3,603.7 hrs on record (13.5 hrs at review time)
best game ever
Posted 6 September, 2016.
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26.8 hrs on record (20.6 hrs at review time)
best game ever
Posted 20 February, 2016. Last edited 26 June, 2017.
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5,507.5 hrs on record (30.4 hrs at review time)
Best game ever
Posted 24 January, 2016. Last edited 6 September, 2016.
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1,125.5 hrs on record (622.0 hrs at review time)
yes
Posted 29 June, 2015. Last edited 26 November, 2019.
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2 people found this review helpful
3 people found this review funny
1,637.5 hrs on record (1,442.4 hrs at review time)
Good
Posted 11 September, 2014. Last edited 23 November, 2018.
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