Santa regrets to inform you that there are no single waifus in your area and Mrs. Claus wouldn't go for his suggestion, Merry Christmas!

Have you considered that Santa has a labour force that only he is allowed to use? One that works entirely for free? Does Santa endorse slavery? Merry Christmas!

No one expects the christmas inquisition! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hiRjmD9h-YY Merry Christmas!

There are hot single Santas in your area! Would you like to get some Hoe Hoe Hoes? Merrry Christmas!

Merry Christmas ya filthy animal! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lx3wyERbeFU

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