Hi!! I'm interested in your AWP Atheris, would you like to trade?

hi, can you send me friend request? i cant add you, idk why

Why are you so hard to talk to? I'm polite. Each time I approach you, I say konichiwa. I always ask you about your favorite anime before insulting you about your waifu. You’re usually really shy (which is cute imo) but I hate that I have to be the one to constantly engage in conversations with you, and how you usually act disinterested because I'm a Christian. Yes, I get that it's awkward because of things like the Crusades but I don't hold it against them. Why can't the himes just realize that I respect Japanese culture and that I really want to be part of it. I'm willing to marry a Japanese woman, adopt Japanese children and live in Japan for the rest of my life. Hell, I'm even learning the language by watching undubbed anime. Plus, I cook a mean bowl of rice (for those who don't know, Japanese eat a lot of rice) I do too my Mom says that I act like a Japanese person because of all the rice I eat and the hentai I watch.

+rep

added for trade.

-rep after a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.

I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.

when he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I pushed him off me and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. tl;dr Don't trust this guy.