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Recent reviews by Inspiring Bard

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273.7 hrs on record (128.4 hrs at review time)
Freedom requires firepower. And boy am I free.
Posted 7 May.
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61.3 hrs on record (56.7 hrs at review time)
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The Company pays a fair wage for honest, hard work. Plus, it's always hiring so you can always meet new work friends for a pint in the after hours.
Posted 4 February.
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2 people found this review helpful
95.9 hrs on record (76.1 hrs at review time)
As of right now, wait for a suspect AI update. They're all terminators that don't know fear, are willing to die over nothing and are willing to kill for less. Move too fast? Shot through wall because they can hear you. Move too slow? Head eyes the moment you make contact.
Posted 19 December, 2023.
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102.0 hrs on record (63.1 hrs at review time)
Another warehouse full to the brim with old Mosin-Nagant rifles has been found by a local notary, who has been handing them out like Halloween candy to bush-dwelling locals called Stalkers.
Posted 14 April, 2023.
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42.9 hrs on record
I spent 43 hours being reminded why I don't like hero shooters.
Posted 15 March, 2023.
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1.8 hrs on record (1.2 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Awaiting optimization updates. I should be able to run the game but it stutters like mad. Seems fun, been hearing good things. Long load times, game starts out loud as all hell and runs poorly for now. Will update review after some bug patching.
Posted 25 February, 2023.
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910.8 hrs on record (908.4 hrs at review time)
From the go-to DayZ for a lower end computer to just another Roblox shooter. Not into it anymore, but if you like Phantom Forces this is for you.
Posted 11 July, 2022.
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2 people found this review helpful
6.2 hrs on record
Take the downvote with a grain of salt. I, personally, think the game is a great idea but a bit too ambitious for its time. The combat feels heavy, too heavy. Guns are not 30 pounds, they don't move as if they are 30 pounds. That, and the AI seems to be a bit too dumb. It seems like the game is too reliant on jumpscares that are downplayed by the fact I can roam everywhere with a 12 gauge at face level. I love the idea and can admire the gritty combat. But for me it seems too barebones.
Posted 24 August, 2021.
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336.7 hrs on record (235.6 hrs at review time)
Fun. Hard, but fun. Battlefield Hardcore, but better.
Posted 23 June, 2021.
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235.3 hrs on record (64.1 hrs at review time)
Prepare to be frustrated to tears while you try to imagine that you're having fun. Start your character over until you're broke and only have trash I could build in my garage to play with. Or hop into quickplay and throw skill-based matchmaking in the toilet. The choice is yours, how many hours will you never get back?
Edit: I still haven't figured that last part out.
Posted 19 January, 2021. Last edited 26 May, 2023.
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