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7 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
10.8 hrs on record
This game is just bleh. The graphics have held up nicely, the game is actually really beautiful! The gameplay isn't awful but annoys me in the same was the first assassin's creed game did. Just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ jump the right way jesus christ! The maps are also kinda messy, in that you can tell they want you to look in every nook and cranny but it just feels like they wanted a big map but didn't know what to put there. As for the story, the characters are just token personalities you can find in any game so nothing special. Lara's character feels very weak, like I would more expect her to sit down and wait for rescue rather than go on a murder campaign to save everyone. The writing is also very bleh and sometimes downright stupid! This one "serious" line straight up made me laugh, "I know you think your instincts are a weakness" WHO THINKS THEIR INSTINCTS ARE A WEAKNESS??? She didn't even allude to that much less say it! Overall, its not an awful game but in my OPINION its just not put together well, almost feels rushed.
Posted 9 May, 2020. Last edited 9 May, 2020.
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1 person found this review funny
78.9 hrs on record (66.9 hrs at review time)
I didn't like platformers until this game. Beautiful, challenging, and soooo much fun!
Posted 29 April, 2020.
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157.0 hrs on record (140.5 hrs at review time)
This is my favorite game of all time and here is why:
1. The story is funny, exciting, and just overall a good time
2. Gameplay is colorful and addicting(I hate grinding and somehow its fun in this)
3. Characters are lovable, each in their own unique way
Posted 29 June, 2019.
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13.5 hrs on record (7.2 hrs at review time)
Portal 2 was one of the first games I ever bought when i first started getting into gaming, way back when I was a dirty console gamer. I never played the campaign and only utilized the co-op with my sister so many of the references flew right over my head. I can say, I am SO happy i decided to buy it for pc. It has so much more depth then I initially thought and easily raised to one of my top 5 favorite games. The puzzles are the perfect level of difficulty and the story so fun to follow! Overall: 10/10 will most definitley play again and again!
Posted 29 June, 2019.
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1 person found this review helpful
13.8 hrs on record (4.0 hrs at review time)
Absolutely LOVED this game and highly recommend it! Its beautifully made, I encountered no glitches, and the story leaves room for speculation. There is a bit of repetition in the levels but I found them fun and a bit challenging each time. I never ONCE got bored.
Posted 12 May, 2019.
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1 person found this review helpful
130.9 hrs on record (100.5 hrs at review time)
Its sooooooo fun to play! You may put it down for a while but know that you will come back to it. I've been trying to finish this game for so long but there is just so much to do! There are some glitches but none that really cause any big problems, in fact sometimes they help! 10/10 LOVE THIS GAME!!!
Posted 25 November, 2016. Last edited 23 November, 2018.
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