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Roommate was addicted to his fleshlight and would put it in the dishwasher. I tried to talk to him about it many times. Nothing worked. Took matters into my own hands and it gave him an infection. We lived in a small flat with one bedroom. I never used the dishwasher. He turned it inside out when he put it in. In the beginning he would leave it to soak in the bathroom sink. I protested vehemently and as some have suspected here, I couldn't afford to move.

He would leave it on or beside his bed after use. So I had this thing in my sight everytime I was in our room. He'd use it while he thought I was sleeping too. He had poor hygiene to begin with. Messy fella. He was coddled at home and his mom cleaned up after him. He'd ♥♥♥ in it and just go to sleep without cleaning himself. We shared an internet package which would be depleted before the month ended because of his porn addiction.

I tolerated this for about 4 months because my conflict-avoiding ass just couldn't be aggressive enough. Throwing it away would have made things worse for me. As far as he's concerned, it was all his own doing. But the shameless slop slop slopping in the middle of the night was unbearable. He even took it with when he went home some weekends and I'm sure that he didn't wash it until he came back to the flat because he probably wouldn't have been able to hide a cleaning session from his folks.

It took about two weeks for his ♥♥♥♥ to get bad enough that he went to the doctor. But even after the itchy first use I noticed he was going to the bathroom a lot. He still used it a couple times which must have made it much worse. He suspected that I might have used it and given him an STD through it because he wasn't sleeping with anyone. He had to get circumsized and thinks its because of the dishwasher soap or salt.

The vagina is a complicated mess that is not fully understood by scientists. Everything's in, out, left, right, up, down, etc. The thing is living in all XYZ axes, 3D 4D 5D simultaneously and it's absolutely nuts. It's like God gave up halfway in while making the thing.

The penis is fully formed and makes total sense. You see the penis and you already understand it is made to poke stuff. But the vagina has all these twists and turns, and if you don't have a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ roadmap for it, then you'll be in ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ city in no time.

So my question is, is the vagina a mistake or do you think it is an evolutionary success? To me, that vagina is all mumbo jumbo I can't make heads or tails of it, and neither can our best scientists.

"touch grass" is not an insult towards gamers, rather it is advice for them. When participating in intense periods of gaming, the human hand has a tendency to get sweaty. The sweat causes the hand to become slick, and it b becomes more difficult to retain a grip on the gamers gaming mouse, thus making it more difficult to perform well in intense gaming moments. By touching grass with the gamers hand, the grass will impart a layer of particulate onto the gamers hand, the particulate can be made of a variety of dusts, dirts and other natural matter. This particulate will then act in a similar form to climbers chalk, absorbing the sweat and drying out the gamers hand. With dry hands, the gamer can now perform to their maximum when gaming. This is why when an enemy or teammate tells you to touch grass, they are simply trying to assist you in performing better.