Conquistas de JABBA em POSTAL 2

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Alcançada em 29/out./2019 às 11:00

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Alcançada em 29/out./2019 às 11:21

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Alcançada em 4/nov./2019 às 9:08

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Alcançada em 29/out./2019 às 11:14

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Alcançada em 30/out./2019 às 10:57

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Alcançada em 30/out./2019 às 11:54

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Alcançada em 4/nov./2019 às 10:29

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Alcançada em 7/nov./2019 às 6:57

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Alcançada em 15/nov./2019 às 1:23

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

Alcançada em 17/nov./2019 às 0:46

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Alcançada em 17/nov./2019 às 0:49

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Alcançada em 7/nov./2019 às 8:26

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Alcançada em 4/nov./2019 às 10:15

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Alcançada em 6/nov./2019 às 23:59

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Alcançada em 12/nov./2019 às 8:41

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Alcançada em 17/nov./2019 às 1:06

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Alcançada em 29/out./2019 às 11:26

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Alcançada em 4/nov./2019 às 9:34

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Alcançada em 30/out./2019 às 10:44

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Alcançada em 4/nov./2019 às 9:08

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Alcançada em 7/nov./2019 às 0:27

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Alcançada em 29/out./2019 às 11:22

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

Alcançada em 17/nov./2019 às 1:18

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Alcançada em 29/out./2019 às 11:05

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Alcançada em 30/out./2019 às 10:59

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

Alcançada em 18/nov./2019 às 4:20

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Alcançada em 29/out./2019 às 11:02

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Alcançada em 29/out./2019 às 11:18

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Alcançada em 30/out./2019 às 11:33

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Alcançada em 17/nov./2019 às 0:53

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

Alcançada em 17/nov./2019 às 1:13

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Alcançada em 7/nov./2019 às 6:03

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Alcançada em 16/nov./2019 às 23:44

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.

Alcançada em 4/nov./2019 às 10:32

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!

Alcançada em 17/nov./2019 às 6:46

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.

Alcançada em 12/nov./2019 às 8:44

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

21 / 30

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

8 / 30

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

0 / 10

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

19 / 30

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

20 / 30

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

0 / 30

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

9 / 30

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

0 / 20

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

0 / 30

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

0 / 5,000

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

0 / 30