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I sexually Identify as John McCain. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of running three times for President and dropping hot campaign slogans on disgusting American citizens. People say to me that a person being an old, anal fart is Impossible and I’m *** retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having an unpaid intern install a longevity-inducing exoskeleton and an infinite campaign button dispenser on my body so I can live and run for president forever. From now on I want you guys to call me “Mr. President” and respect my right to declare war and oppress minorities needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a republicanphobe and need to check your civic privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

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