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44.3 hrs on record (15.9 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
READ IF YOU'RE A GAME DEV FOR ONE OF THE AAA GAME STUDIOS

3 people did what EA has spent billions refusing to do, and now they get to rake in the dough. Do yourself and your whole lineage a favor and make a game that's fun.
Posted 30 June, 2023.
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25.0 hrs on record (19.1 hrs at review time)
This game becomes a core memory for you. Try to read as little as possible about this game before you play it. Let your journey unfold as it may.
Posted 22 June, 2023.
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6.6 hrs on record
I haven't played this game much.
While I have my gripes with this kind of busy work gameplay, there is the dimension that you're trying to do your best with the highscore.

This game is basically a "Everybody else called out at the restaurant and you're about to have to do everything" simulator because why am I the only one doing what needs to be done around these restaurants? I currently work in a coffee shop so imagining the kind of hustle I would have to put in to match the things you do in this game makes me fearful.

All that being said, this game gets pretty fun when you get into the groove and learn the controls. I recommend using the keyboard instead of the mouse to play this game because the mouse ends up being a hassle when you could just have your fingers over the keys.
Posted 31 August, 2020.
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