top 5 spergs of all time hands down. really a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ guy tho ya know. legend really... god i miss the old days

-Rep After a good game in H1Z1, I added him because he seemed like an ok player and I wanted to get some fives wins. We got to chatting in the discord and over the next couple months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great 30 bombs in H1, and most importantly... pure friendship.
Eventually I invited him to my house for a H1Z1 lan party. He said he was coming so I was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear. I could feel his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg.. So quickly i punched him and then 2 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

hey, sorry i saw your profile and i just thought you looked cute in your picture. i really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see transexuals playing video games haha! We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirtring i swear im just trying to be friendly i really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy i don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk you look really nice and fun xxx

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