Achievement di YourLocalPaladin_ su POSTAL 2

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Sbloccato in data 18 set 2018, ore 16:25

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Sbloccato in data 18 set 2018, ore 16:10

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Sbloccato in data 18 set 2018, ore 16:20

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Sbloccato in data 18 set 2018, ore 19:05

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Sbloccato in data 18 set 2018, ore 19:05

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Sbloccato in data 18 set 2018, ore 19:05

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Sbloccato in data 18 set 2018, ore 19:05

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Sbloccato in data 18 set 2018, ore 19:05

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Sbloccato in data 18 set 2018, ore 19:05

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Sbloccato in data 18 set 2018, ore 19:05

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

Sbloccato in data 18 set 2018, ore 19:05

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

Sbloccato in data 18 set 2018, ore 19:05

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Sbloccato in data 18 set 2018, ore 19:05

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Sbloccato in data 18 set 2018, ore 16:56

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Sbloccato in data 18 set 2018, ore 19:05

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Sbloccato in data 18 set 2018, ore 16:53

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Sbloccato in data 18 set 2018, ore 19:05

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Sbloccato in data 18 set 2018, ore 19:05

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Sbloccato in data 18 set 2018, ore 19:05

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Sbloccato in data 18 set 2018, ore 19:05

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Sbloccato in data 18 set 2018, ore 19:05

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

Sbloccato in data 18 set 2018, ore 19:05

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Sbloccato in data 18 set 2018, ore 19:05

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Sbloccato in data 18 set 2018, ore 16:59

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Sbloccato in data 18 set 2018, ore 19:05

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Sbloccato in data 18 set 2018, ore 16:24

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Sbloccato in data 18 set 2018, ore 19:05

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

Sbloccato in data 18 set 2018, ore 19:05

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Sbloccato in data 18 set 2018, ore 19:05

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Sbloccato in data 18 set 2018, ore 19:05

SCREW that game!

Found the hidden copy of POSTAL III and peed on it.

Sbloccato in data 18 set 2018, ore 19:05

Found 'em faster than GWB

Discovered the hidden Taliban base.

Sbloccato in data 18 set 2018, ore 19:05

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.

Sbloccato in data 18 set 2018, ore 19:05

John Rambo'd!

Made a very long killing spree.

Sbloccato in data 18 set 2018, ore 19:05

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Sbloccato in data 18 set 2018, ore 19:05

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Sbloccato in data 18 set 2018, ore 19:05

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Sbloccato in data 18 set 2018, ore 19:05

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

Sbloccato in data 18 set 2018, ore 19:05

Ape Gape

Escaped the Animal Control Center with all monkeys alive.

Sbloccato in data 18 set 2018, ore 19:05

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.

Sbloccato in data 18 set 2018, ore 19:05

Ladies Love Cake

Defeated your hateful ex-wife with delicious cake.

Sbloccato in data 18 set 2018, ore 19:05

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.

Sbloccato in data 18 set 2018, ore 19:05

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

1 / 30

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

1 / 30

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

0 / 30

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

0 / 10

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

0 / 10

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

0 / 30

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

87 / 1,000

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

0 / 30

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

0 / 30

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

0 / 20

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

0 / 30

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

0 / 5,000

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

0 / 30