Recent reviews by horse art

I married the empty chest in the secret passage of the final zone.

I could take the time to right a responsive and constructive review on this game, but screw that I want to keep playing.

I had no idea what the aim of this game was or how to play. I started playing. I saw two figures (one being me and the other I assumed was my enemy). Confused, I clicked on some body parts and joints, but nothing happened. I spammed spacebar and before I knew it I had grabbed onto my chest and ripped both of of my arms off..... Just get the game.

Welcome, hero, to a land where castles float in the sky, where tentacles lurk in barrels, where greedy realestate agents try to rip you off. There the whole world is out to get you...and you are out to get them back. Become the richest, most powerful and most good looking hero in all the skies. The whole world will bow down to you. The whole world will backstab you because they are backstabbing bums. Your time has come, hero, to enter a quest, a mighty quest, a quest for loot, epic loot! Adventure awaits, hero! 'The Mighty Quest For Epic Loot' has begun...