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R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.
Avattu 19.9.2014 klo 10.27

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.
Avattu 17.9.2014 klo 1.14

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.
Avattu 17.9.2014 klo 1.26

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.
Avattu 21.9.2014 klo 13.05

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.
Avattu 18.9.2014 klo 8.55

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.
Avattu 20.9.2014 klo 12.13

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.
Avattu 18.9.2014 klo 11.24

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.
Avattu 19.9.2014 klo 6.22

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.
Avattu 19.9.2014 klo 12.21

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.
Avattu 20.9.2014 klo 7.18

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.
Avattu 20.9.2014 klo 10.46

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.
Avattu 20.9.2014 klo 13.16

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.
Avattu 21.9.2014 klo 9.45

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.
Avattu 19.9.2014 klo 7.28

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.
Avattu 18.9.2014 klo 12.25

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.
Avattu 18.9.2014 klo 12.51

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.
Avattu 20.9.2014 klo 8.02

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.
Avattu 19.9.2014 klo 11.14

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.
Avattu 19.9.2014 klo 5.55

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.
Avattu 19.9.2014 klo 10.33

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.
Avattu 19.9.2014 klo 11.28

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.
Avattu 21.9.2014 klo 13.33

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.
Avattu 19.9.2014 klo 11.25

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.
Avattu 20.9.2014 klo 11.32

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.
Avattu 18.9.2014 klo 12.24

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.
Avattu 18.9.2014 klo 11.46

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.
Avattu 18.9.2014 klo 11.18

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.
Avattu 18.9.2014 klo 9.08

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.
Avattu 19.9.2014 klo 11.35

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.
Avattu 1.10.2014 klo 18.13

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Avattu 21.9.2014 klo 13.08

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.
Avattu 20.9.2014 klo 10.00

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.
Avattu 20.9.2014 klo 15.34

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.
Avattu 21.9.2014 klo 12.29

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)
Avattu 23.4.2015 klo 13.45

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)
Avattu 21.9.2014 klo 12.42

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.
Avattu 21.9.2014 klo 9.45

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.
Avattu 21.9.2014 klo 9.45

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.
Avattu 18.9.2014 klo 11.20

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.
Avattu 17.9.2014 klo 1.26

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.
Avattu 20.9.2014 klo 7.06

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.
Avattu 17.9.2014 klo 2.15

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.
Avattu 20.9.2014 klo 5.13

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.
Avattu 20.9.2014 klo 12.20

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Avattu 21.9.2014 klo 13.33

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.
Avattu 20.9.2014 klo 13.33

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.
Avattu 20.9.2014 klo 7.19

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.
Avattu 21.9.2014 klo 10.45

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.
Avattu 21.9.2014 klo 10.42

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.
Avattu 21.9.2014 klo 13.05

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.
Avattu 17.9.2014 klo 1.25

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.
Avattu 18.9.2014 klo 11.18

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.
Avattu 18.9.2014 klo 8.53

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.
Avattu 21.9.2014 klo 10.42

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.
Avattu 21.9.2014 klo 10.52

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.
Avattu 18.9.2014 klo 8.15

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.
Avattu 20.9.2014 klo 5.42

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.
Avattu 18.9.2014 klo 12.32

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.
Avattu 18.9.2014 klo 14.16

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.
Avattu 18.9.2014 klo 11.35

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.
Avattu 21.9.2014 klo 10.39

SCREW that game!

Found the hidden copy of POSTAL III and peed on it.
Avattu 20.9.2014 klo 8.04

Found 'em faster than GWB

Discovered the hidden Taliban base.
Avattu 18.9.2014 klo 7.39

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.
Avattu 17.9.2014 klo 1.22

John Rambo'd!

Made a very long killing spree.
Avattu 18.9.2014 klo 11.39

Gary vs. The K. Man

Discovered the Gary vs. Krotchy arena during the Apocalypse.
Avattu 21.9.2014 klo 5.30

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!
Avattu 25.9.2014 klo 12.30

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.
Avattu 21.9.2014 klo 9.45

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.
Avattu 29.5.2015 klo 9.32

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.
Avattu 30.5.2015 klo 1.49

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.
Avattu 30.5.2015 klo 12.31

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.
Avattu 31.5.2015 klo 12.36

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.
Avattu 31.5.2015 klo 14.22

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.
Avattu 31.5.2015 klo 14.22

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.
Avattu 4.12.2019 klo 8.48

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)
Avattu 31.5.2015 klo 14.22

Ape Gape

Escaped the Animal Control Center with all monkeys alive.
Avattu 31.5.2015 klo 3.47

Dick Message

Wasted no time with the Wise Wang.
Avattu 31.5.2015 klo 3.57

PooMasher

Bought the toilet paper instead of stealing it.
Avattu 29.5.2015 klo 15.08

Hobo Sexual

Collected money for charity without stealing from Zack Ward.
Avattu 31.5.2015 klo 6.02

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.
Avattu 30.5.2015 klo 6.55

Ode to Eddings

Deactivated all of the Vend-A-Cure XJ-2 units.
Avattu 31.5.2015 klo 6.43

Ladies Love Cake

Defeated your hateful ex-wife with delicious cake.
Avattu 30.5.2015 klo 12.30

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.
Avattu 30.5.2015 klo 2.15

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.
Avattu 31.5.2015 klo 13.25

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.
Avattu 1.6.2015 klo 3.54

You Snow Nothing John Blow

Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.
Avattu 30.5.2015 klo 9.57

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.
Avattu 1.6.2015 klo 3.58

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!
Avattu 12.2.2018 klo 10.52