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Novice gravedigger

Buried your first body.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2020 @ 4:57am

Advanced gravedigger

Buried 10 bodies.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2024 @ 1:23pm

First slice

Got your first slice of meat. Smells a little strange, but looks like ordinary meat...
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2020 @ 4:56am

Sashimi master

Made 30 slices. You've got the perfect size slice pretty much down.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 12:40am

His house

Upgraded the church.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2024 @ 11:19pm

His mansion

Upgraded the church for the second time.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 1:24pm

Kitchen boy

Cooked 10 different dishes or drinks.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 1:13pm

Dream dinner

Made a gold-star dinner.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 1:13pm

Tastes like home

Ate a fish stick. It reminded you of home...
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 5:37am

Apprentice

Discovered 5 alchemy recipes. You're getting to know how things work in the lab.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 12:10pm

Alchemist

Discovered 10 alchemy recipes. Just remember, the Philosopher's Stone is a lie.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2024 @ 11:20am

Master alchemist

Discovered 20 alchemy recipes. Now it's time to buy a white van and drive into the desert.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 11:15am

MacPlayer

There can be only one.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2024 @ 8:04am

Not far from the ground

Dungeon level 5 cleared!
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2024 @ 10:39am

Scary dungeon depths

Dungeon level 10 cleared!
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 8:58am

Nothing underneath

Dungeon level 15 cleared!
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 9:47am

Golden pumpkin

Harvested a gold-star pumpkin.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 10:29am

Old Astrologer

Met Astrologer. He's wise and tired of everything, even life.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2020 @ 9:26am

Charm itself

Met Ms Charm. There's something about this woman that you can't understand.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2020 @ 5:20am

Wealthy merchant

Met Merchant. He's always ready to do business. Except around dinner time.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2024 @ 1:24am

Holy Inquisition

Met the Lord Inquisitor. An unwavering kind of guy. You definitely wouldn't want to be his enemy.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2020 @ 8:35am

Sweetheart Bishop

Met Bishop. His motto - Pray, preach, and look like you won the lottery.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2020 @ 4:58am

Summon a chicken

Snake summoned a chicken. Well... it's a start. Better than nothing.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 8:48am

Side quest

You killed a Vampire Hunter. In life, there are no side quests.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 1:24am

Simple but stylish

Decorated a Dark Shrine. Looks better than your first apartment!
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 10:55am

Not a hot dog

Sold burgers at the burning ceremony. It's a mystery why you didn't make hotdogs.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 1:16pm

Match 3

Collected three dark organs. Three in a row! The Inquisition is going to get a prize!
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 5:05am

Night watch

Got rid of the guardsmen's ambush. Now you are the Witch Hill Keeper too!
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 10:33am

Perfume

Gave some perfume to Ms Charm. It smells nice, and wasn't tested on animals.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 1:35pm

Ideal song

Got an Ideal Song from Vagner. Now you know how you'll make a million bucks, once you get back home.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 10:09am

Graveyard Veggies

Started a company with Merchant. A great name for a successful company!
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 4:06am

On every shelf

Your company achieved 5 Fame. When you want quality vegetables -- you go to the graveyard!
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 8:58am

Best seller

Gave a gold-star book to Astrologer. You should consider writing six more...
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 1:38am

Even here

Fixed the garden. You'll spend a lot of time here...
Unlocked 3 May, 2022 @ 10:19am

Stone fence

Built a stone fence around the graveyard. Your graveyard is well protected now.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 9:39am

Marble

Got the marble quarry ready. Marble is better than stone.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2024 @ 10:39am

A perfect gift

Gave a skull to Astrologer. A skull makes a nice present indeed!
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2024 @ 5:07am

The Mill

Fixed the mill. No further need to grind everything by hand.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 4:44am

A book with funny pictures

Gave the Necronomicon to Snake. Hope nobody uses it as cookbook!
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 9:39am

Bridge builder

Fixed the bridge. Whatever else happens, you'll always be remembered as a great bridge builder!
Unlocked 3 May, 2022 @ 12:06pm

Just green points

Collected 1000 green points. They do not decay at midnight. So that was easy.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 12:10pm

Just blue points

Collected 1000 blue points. They do not decay at midnight. So that was easy.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 10:12am

Just red points

Collected 1000 red points. They do not decay at midnight. So that was easy.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2024 @ 5:12am

More green points!

Collected 3000 green points. Ok. Now that's impressive.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 5:08am

More red points!

Collected 3000 red points. Ok. Now that's impressive.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 11:25am

Back home

Switched on the portal. Are you sure you want leave?
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 10:05am

Prodigal father

Helped Astrologer reunite with his family.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 3:47am

Two brothers

Helped Merchant forgive his brother.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 10:09am

A father and a son

Helped Snake with his dark ceremony.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 8:45am

He trusted you...

Betrayed Gerry. That's not something you should be super-proud of.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 5:50am

Shady Snake

Met Snake. He seems dangerous. You get why everybody calls him Snake.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2020 @ 5:18am

Landlord

Bought your first land in the Village. By cheating a sick and helpless old man.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2024 @ 10:59am

Talking Skull

Built the tavern. Horadric wishes you were dead now.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 12:12am

Good skull

Your tavern's quality is 20! Wow!
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 10:14am

Well-known skull

Your tavern's quality is 40! Double Wow!
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 10:54am

Epic skull

Your tavern's quality is 80! Ultra Wow!
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 12:55pm

Employee of the month

Yorick became your bartender. For no salary. Slavery? No, he's made of wood!
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 12:22am

First party

Threw your first alco-party. The guests remember nothing, but they enjoyed it.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 4:01am

Open mic

Put on your first Comedy Show. The guests laughed on command, so everything went good.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 8:58am

Locking up the sun

Put on your first concert. Ms. Charm's fans fell into ecstasy and a brawl broke out.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 9:47am

Rat race

Organized your first rat race. The winning rat got a giant piece of cheese, choked on it, and died.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 11:06am

Forward to the past

Used the archaeological time machine for the first time. And didn't go mad.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 8:33am

Witnessed him

Watched the Master being summon. Is that Grace you feel?
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 10:09am

A nation divided

Watched the scene at the Coliseum. Unemployment benefits is everything.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 10:25am

Viva la King

Watched the destruction of the Bridge. Always think before destroying bridges!
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 12:53pm

Read before signing

Witnessed the Contract signing. Who are "truly guilty men"?
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 12:53pm

King Gerry

Watched the scene in the bath house. You saw that one coming, didn't you?
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 1:00pm

An unexpected guest

Met marquis Teodoro Jr. An aristocrat in danger - what could be more profitable!
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2020 @ 9:50am

Vampires in the Village

A vampire is terrorizing the villagers? Solution: an army of carnivorous bees.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2020 @ 10:13am

The face of the enemy

Exposed the vampire. Time to play Van Helsing!
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2024 @ 11:37am

To stop an Ancient Curse

Alaric convinced you to help. Refusal would have been dangerous to your health.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 12:50am

One more inquisitor

Met lady Beatrice. Technically, you resisted her charms. But in your imagination...
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 8:59am

Blood supplier

Brought corpse blood to the vampire. Not very tasty, but better than many popular diets!
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 12:51am

Vampires are over

Told Horadric the vampire was no more. Oh, if only everyone were so trusting!
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 12:55am

Mysterious woman

Watched a scene from the past. Nothing is clear but it's quite intriguing...
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 11:06am

Spirit summoner

Brought some smelly and useless filth into Dungeon, giving all the local ghosts a laugh.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 11:27pm

Awkward interrogation

Interrogated vampire Carl, leaving Carl greatly enlightened.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 1:52am

Between worlds

Worked on someone's memory. Time to add "Neurosurgeon" to your CV.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 4:41am

Lesser evil

Lady Beatrice made you an offer you can't refuse. Unless you decide to refuse.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 8:49am

Refugees are safe

You rescued the refugees. Welcome to the Inquisition's blacklist!
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 9:30am

Revolution begins

It's your last chance to join the workers and peasants. To be more specific, the donkeys and rats.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2024 @ 5:07am

Cook of Revolution

You've helped the revolutionaries. Let's spread donkey communism across the world!
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2024 @ 6:34pm

Writer of Revolution

You've helped the revolutionaries again. They'll be hard pressed to hang you as a "dirty exploiter".
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2024 @ 5:00pm

Ideologist of Revolution

You've helped revolutionaries a third time. Who is next in line for General Secretary?
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 1:24pm

Long live the Revolution

The Revolution has come to pass. It's time to look back on why you started it.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 10:38am

Camp

Now you have your own camp! And hundreds of potential enemies -- in the form of Inquisitors.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 8:52am

Developed camp

You've improved your camp. The chances that the refugees will die of starvation got lower.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 1:52am

Strengthened camp

You've provided the camp with some fortifications. They look dubious, but the settlers like them.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 8:45am

Paradise

Your camp is flawless. You should write a guide to camp management!
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 8:45am

Raccoon thyroid stew

The cook has recovered her peace of mind. Now her friends won't avoid obesity and gastritis.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 12:40am

Beheaded horse

You helped the undertaker deal with her dead husband's relatives. The funeral mass is soon.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 4:41am

More forest thugs

You provided the tanner's son with the bright and happy future of a forest thug. Nice work!
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 5:14am

Strange delivery

Someone had to become the first client of the Donkey Express.
Unlocked 3 May, 2022 @ 11:46am

A locked ghost from the past

How could someone not be crazy after all this time?
Unlocked 3 May, 2022 @ 12:23pm

A habitable room

Not a 5-star suite, but it will do.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2024 @ 10:06am

A lost stained glass window

It belongs in the church.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2024 @ 10:06am

Long-awaited appreciation

Fill the Bishop.. with pride.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2024 @ 6:48pm

The first session of curing therapy

Start Euric's treatment.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2024 @ 6:51pm

A controlled ignition

Fire is so mesmerizing - even moreso when there's a boiling Inquisitor involved.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 12:26am

A fortunate gift

Share the secrets of haute cuisine with the Merchant.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 12:05am

The second session of curing therapy

Continue Euric's treatment. He says he's feeling better. Probably.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 12:32am

Endless sadness

Practice makes perfect! Even if it's the sadness of the Astrologer.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 9:50am

The birth of passion

Witness an embarrassingly hot scene.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 9:42am

A vulnerability for authority

Even the strongest and most unswerving have their weakness.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 9:47am

The third session of curing therapy

The treatment is over, but Euric doesn't look so cured.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 9:51am

Dissatisfied villagers

The villagers are unhappy about something. Pray it's not your fault.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 11:08am

Help the villagers

They should be satisfied. At least for now.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 11:08am

Return to the beginning

Nothing is keeping Smiler here any longer. Let him continue his journey - to a new beginning.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 11:20am



Shovel master

Buried 50 bodies.

A fish a day!

Caught 6 different types of fish. One fish for every day!

Fish collector

Caught 10 different types of fish.

Ichthyologist

Caught 15 types of fish! You know everything about fish. They feel uncomfortable about it...

Brutal fisherman

Caught 200 fish. Your name is used to terrify misbehaving fish larvae.

Gold fish

Got a gold fish. Want to make a wish?

Cook

Cooked 20 different dishes or drinks.

Chef

Cooked 30 different dishes or drinks. You can call yourself a Chef now.

Health care

50 health potions. -- And all of them red!

Winemaker

Made a gold-star wine.

More blue points!

Collected 3000 blue points. Ok. Now that's impressive.

Best party

Threw an excellent alco-party. It's time to open the local drunk tank.

Best mic

Put on an excellent Comedy Show. It can't be -- the guests didn't have to be commanded to laugh!

Best concert

Put on an excellent concert. Ms. Charm received a marriage proposal from each male spectator.

Best race

Organized an excellent rat race. Two guests lost everything and drowned themselves.

The show must go on

Organized 15 events. You're a natural-born event manager!
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