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45 of 50 (90%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

New Kid On The Block

You have joined the KKK.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2020 @ 7:13am

First Day in South Park

You completed your first day in South Park.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2020 @ 7:55am

KKK Hero

You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2020 @ 2:07am

Elven Hero

You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2020 @ 8:34am

Nonconformist

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2020 @ 12:41pm

Gingivitis

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2020 @ 5:04am

Day Walker

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2020 @ 5:04am

Made This for You

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2020 @ 7:10am

Inside Joke

While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2020 @ 10:02am

Are We Cool?

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2020 @ 2:28am

Parkeologist

You opened all of the garages in South Park.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2020 @ 6:17am

For the Hoarder

You completed the game without selling any items.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2020 @ 1:29pm

Face Hoff

You defeated Princess Kenny while looking like David Hasselhoff.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2020 @ 1:29pm

Truth to Power

You farted on four major authority figures.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2020 @ 11:51am

Irritable Bowels

You shat your pants during a boss battle.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2020 @ 7:07am

Acceptance

You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2020 @ 11:33am

Dog Whistle

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2020 @ 7:11am

Dragon Wrath

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2020 @ 11:02am

Two Girls, One Stick

You defeated Princess Kenny in your girl makeover disguise.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2020 @ 10:28am

Just Saying Hi

You've farted on every buddy in the game.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2020 @ 11:01am

Heisenberg

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2020 @ 2:58am

Outpatient

You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2020 @ 1:29pm

Perverted

You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2020 @ 8:55am

Shutout

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2020 @ 4:34am

Stay Down

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2020 @ 5:48am

Avenger

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2020 @ 9:22am

No Child Left Behind

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2020 @ 1:29pm

Poco Chinpoko

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2020 @ 5:00am

Chinpoko loco

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2020 @ 9:06am

Daddy Issues

You befriended your father.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2020 @ 2:43am

More Popular Than Jesus

You made friends with half of South Park.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2020 @ 3:54am

Junk Peddler

You sold 300 junk items.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2020 @ 8:53am

Stick Savior

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2020 @ 6:17am

Ass of Fire

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2020 @ 12:42pm

Canadian Handshake

You've farted on people 100 times.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2020 @ 8:34am

Animal Cruelty

You've farted on animals 25 times.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2020 @ 7:17am

Pulling Mud

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2020 @ 10:58am

Shopaholic

You have collected half of the available costume sets.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2020 @ 4:30am

Too Far

You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2020 @ 10:04am

Friends in Strange Places

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2020 @ 4:39am

Weapon Proficiency

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2020 @ 8:34am

Skilled Defender

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2020 @ 7:23am

You bastards!

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2020 @ 10:42am

Mastery

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2020 @ 6:32am

Make it Rain!

You've spent $500.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2020 @ 4:42am



Re-Buttal

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.

Chinpokolypse

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.

More Popular Than John Lennon

Everyone in South Park is your friend.

Clothes Whore

You've collected all of the available costumes.

Full Arsenal

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.