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Best game for people with OCD like me.

10 out of 10 would smoke crack while playing. It's early acces so i want more of this bag of weed.
Totally recommend this joint for people who are looking for a good laugh.

This is a good example of a nice indie game that brings out a few of my old memories. It works good, it looks cute, the weapons, even if few in number, they deliver some of the old feelings. The fact that if you pres W and A(or D) you can strafe like in the old days and move a lot faster. It's not a perfect game, but the price tag is balanced. Even if I got the game for 1,49€, the full price of 5,99€ would be worth the money if you have some free time to kill.

A great tool for people who are looking to enjoy their PC more like a console.
It's not only useful for browser usage (as many of us use it for), but also for some of us fans of older games that need fixes and stuff, in the case of not being able to use the controller in that specific game, the Companion let's you create profiles for that specific game/app and it's actually cooler than it sounds.
The amount of hours shown by this review is small because as specified by the creator, it runs in the background even when you use it. My experience with this software ( you saw it right, steam thinks it's a software as well, not a game) for the past 4 years and something has been nothing but satisfying with every little aspect it offers.
I highly recommend watching watching the videos provided by the developer in order to get a hold of how it works and how to use (it's easy but it's better than to go head first in something like this and than complain).
For me it works perfectly, I give it a 10.

See that enemy? You can breack it to puzzle pieces.

It's cool. Guns and blood everywhere and booms. Yeah

You can make something to go BIG BOOM and it will be followed by more BIG BOOMs until the BOOMs will get smaller and then you will have LITTLE BOOMs.

10/10 because it has goats.

This is a pretty good game, it is simple, you get achievements(which keep me awake sometimes), some nice and relaxing sounds and the puzzles are well made: some of them f@cked up my mind pretty bad and some others(while advancing) rebuilded my brain back to 1 piece or at least I think so.
I give it a 9/10 because I'm really not into puzzle games, but this little game gave me joy and that's that 9 for(it could have been a 10, but I'm a douche)

Ok.
At first I wanted to do the "It's ok I guess" meme and farm hundreds of hours, but then I realized that I want to 100% the ach's ... so I did it.
Now that I got them all I gotta say .. I liked the game.
Maybe I liked it a bit too much, idk.
It's not the game that will convince people that games are a form of art, far from that, but once experienced will prove itself as a form of relief from whatever dilemma you have.
You can do pacifist runs, POSTAL runs and everything in between.
It's an old game but it's worth the money.
Being such an old game you won't have high expectations from it on purchase but that idea will fly away thanks to the creativity, surprising little details on gameplay and routes and of course, the fun factor.
Is it ok to go and piss on people in real life? No
Is it ok to go and piss on people in Postal? Yes
Why is it ok? Because it's fun
Postal is that violent video game that will help you construct the muscle memory that violence is best fit in video games and it doesn't transcend to real life.
The sheer difference between various runs depending on difficulty and/or your approach is pretty much like playing different games just with the same objectives on the map. This translated means that you can play the game however you want. HOWEVER YOU WANT.
Postal will make your jaw drop not only on the first playthrough because there will always be something for you to find that will surprise you, from what's inside Meatworld to the Taliban base. An that is just the base game.
Paradise Lost ? I call it the dessert that overdoes on everything pretty much and it's good. It's good.
Will the game crash here and there a bit depending on your luck that day? Sure.
Is it a game from 2003 that, idk how, but when looking at how bystanders behave I pretty much see the today's world? Yep.
Idk man, do yourself a favor and buy the game and the DLC, sale or not, it's worth either way.