My hobbies include collecting weird loot, outsmarting NPCs, and dying in the most embarrassing ways possible. Living proof that luck beats skills 90% of the time all of the time.

My life mottos are:

1. Why think when you can respawn
2. IQ is just a number and I like to keep mine low for balance.
3. Who needs a map when you have zero sense of direction

Famous for quotes like:

"I lost a full kit to a naked with a rock....... twice" & "my teammate yelled run so naturally i alt tabbed, toggled maps and jumped in circles for two minutes" & "Wait, where we supposed to research that?" & "Don't worry, I stashed the rockets someplace smart. It's.... eehmm.. hmm"

Probably looting your base while you read this -XOXO Wasquz <3


Why are you white? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z8wrqe72YG4