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Personal Achievements
 

New Kid On The Block

You have joined the KKK.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2016 @ 10:30am

First Day in South Park

You completed your first day in South Park.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2016 @ 5:28am

KKK Hero

You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2016 @ 8:25am

Elven Hero

You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2016 @ 8:30am

Nonconformist

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2016 @ 7:46am

Made This for You

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2016 @ 11:04am

Inside Joke

While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2018 @ 10:45am

Irritable Bowels

You shat your pants during a boss battle.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2016 @ 10:27am

Dragon Wrath

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2017 @ 10:42am

Perverted

You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2017 @ 7:49am

Shutout

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2016 @ 9:34am

Stay Down

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2016 @ 12:59pm

Avenger

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2017 @ 9:14am

Poco Chinpoko

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2016 @ 6:23am

Chinpoko loco

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2017 @ 8:53am

Daddy Issues

You befriended your father.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2016 @ 1:53pm

More Popular Than Jesus

You made friends with half of South Park.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2018 @ 10:24am

Junk Peddler

You sold 300 junk items.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2018 @ 11:30am

Stick Savior

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2016 @ 1:51pm

Pulling Mud

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2016 @ 8:48am

Shopaholic

You have collected half of the available costume sets.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2016 @ 1:18pm

Too Far

You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2017 @ 9:18am

Weapon Proficiency

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2016 @ 5:24am

Skilled Defender

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2016 @ 9:56am

Mastery

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2016 @ 6:37am



Gingivitis

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.

Day Walker

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.

Are We Cool?

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.

Parkeologist

You opened all of the garages in South Park.

For the Hoarder

You completed the game without selling any items.

Truth to Power

You farted on four major authority figures.

Dog Whistle

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.

Just Saying Hi

You've farted on every buddy in the game.

Re-Buttal

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.

Heisenberg

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.

No Child Left Behind

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.

Chinpokolypse

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.

More Popular Than John Lennon

Everyone in South Park is your friend.

Ass of Fire

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.

Canadian Handshake

You've farted on people 100 times.

Animal Cruelty

You've farted on animals 25 times.

Clothes Whore

You've collected all of the available costumes.

Friends in Strange Places

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.

You bastards!

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.

Make it Rain!

You've spent $500.

Full Arsenal

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.
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