uPLAY2MUCH
b   Chicago, Illinois, United States
 
 
stinky poopy butthole
washed up ex-pro america's army player circa 2009. quit gaming 10 years.
Currently In-Game
Counter-Strike 2
CorruptProfile 19 Sep @ 4:41pm 
I've played Counter-Strike since 2004 started with 1.6 and CSS and I was extremely addicted. Going to school jiggle peeking in the hallways, I always quick switched with my pencils and erasers when taking tests. I remember back in elementary school I used to bhop during hopscotch because that was big in early CSS days before zblock was added. Once I go home I would play instantly and went straight to to bed without noticing I skipped dinner. I would use my imaginary awp and awp people on the swing set from the jungle jim during recess. Now, I am a global elite, top of my class. Every single day I pray to gaben, god bless him, to give me a good drop. Sometimes when I drive I see birds flying and turn away because of my cs instincts. I almost killed my mom and I. I am second to none, so if you see me in your game prepare for defeat you mother ♥♥♥♥er
Genetic Freak 24 May @ 6:33pm 
+rep knows how to play nuke
Piss Jug Man 17 Mar @ 5:29pm 
+rep Lives in the Chicago server
DRIFT KING 4 Jan @ 10:52pm 
Hi! few things to start off with =] 1. yes I added you because you're a female gamer, 'tis an awesome thing to see! 2. I'm Brian. 3. Don't be intimidated, but I'm not a stereotypical guy. If anything, I'll be the one in the kitchen. +rep
QWY 15 Nov, 2023 @ 12:38pm 
Hi! few things to start off with =] 1. yes I added you because you're a female gamer, 'tis an awesome thing to see! 2. I'm Brian. 3. Don't be intimidated, but I'm not a stereotypical guy. If anything, I'll be the one in the kitchen. +rep
istiamo 31 Jul, 2023 @ 4:15pm 
beatboxes any song you ask +rep