Need a partner in crime for CS?

add me brooo

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

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It's COOL to be gay!
Post this on the wall of a homosexual friend and tell them how COOL they are :^)

I like to jack off into an old shampoo bottle every time I shower. The same bottle, one that has a fairly long lid, I forget the exact brand, every time. Once it gets about 1/3rd full, I take a nice hot shower, let the bottle get real warm, then lay on my back, put my ♥♥♥ in the air, put the top of the bottle into my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, and squeeze my ♥♥♥ into my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. I then like to get up and feel it trickle out of me. I'll wear a diaper and go about my day feeling my ♥♥♥ trickle out of my butt for hours. It's ecstasy.

At night I click on your profile. Oh the excitement, it fills the air. With one hand under the covers, the other firmly placed on my nipple I begin. Working on my throbbing penis to the thought of your chiseled masculine body, wrestling me into the ground. You overpower me and punishes my weak body, oh my boi♥♥♥♥♥ you have conquered. And then I squirt with the force of a thousand elephants, with the sound of a thousand screaming children and the might of a titan. Thus my fantasy ends, and I clean up and sleep, cuddling my pillow with a picture of you on it. Sweet dreams my prince, I say, kissing you tenderly.