Chrissy
Chris   Hessen, Germany
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(@ThePreacherArm) How I think this went down: Miyazaki lifts his head from a Thai hookers ass covered in cocaine and screams "Severed arm of an insect PREACHER of the dark, stupid weapon art does MAGIC damage not DARK damage for reasons, usable as a CATALYST to cast SORCERY SPELLS and zero ability to perform MIRACLES or DARK spells because Preachers, outperforms a SORCERER'S CATALYST casting sorceries because Japan is best, zero scaling with FAITH that a PREACHER would actually have because the bugs haven't leveled up faith... MAKE IT HAPPEN! BANZAI!!!", then dives back into the cocaine. And nobody in the company has the heart to tell him it's a stupid idea because they've made so much money in spite of the stupid ideas he's already had...
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MacNCheese3 28 Feb @ 8:03pm 
"touch grass" is not an insult towards gamers, rather it is advice for them. When participating in intense periods of gaming, the human hand has a tendency to get sweaty. The sweat causes the hand to become slick, and it becomes more difficult to retain a grip on the gamers gaming mouse, thus making it more difficult to perform well in intense gaming moments. By touching grass with the gamers hand, the grass will impart a layer of particulate onto the gamers hand, the particulate can be made of a variety of dusts, dirts and other natural matter. This particulate will then act in a similar form to climbers chalk, absorbing the sweat and drying out the gamers hand. With dry hands, the gamer can now perform to their maximum when gaming. This is why when an enemy or teammate tells you to touch grass, they are simply trying to assist you in performing better.
Hedönzo 7 Jul, 2018 @ 2:27pm 
+rep he chews ass
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bunibelle 6 Dec, 2015 @ 6:59pm 
You have been given some determination! Give some to a friend, but keep some for yourself so that you may stay determined!
lumine 3 Oct, 2015 @ 3:06pm 
#I'mARareBreed
Hedönzo 29 Aug, 2015 @ 7:40pm 
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