I was born to be the best. I patrol these here parts to protect what means most to me, the well being of my fellow small schlongs. Recently though, there has been an outbreak of thots infecting our home and killing my people because our schlongs are "not up to standards". So I brought it upon myself to stop them as Sheriff of the Thot Patrol Unit, with the help of my partner in crime "Deputy Dan The Man". Deputy dan joined me once he got involved by the murder of his chick with a ♥♥♥♥, whom he held so dearly. This chick with ♥♥♥♥ was abducted and raped. She was later killed. The people who did this to her were the worst of all thots so he joined me to stop them. In order to do so, we use gay detectors, ♥♥♥♥ sensors, gender identifiers, amongst many other tools in order to find out who is thot or not. then when we find them...we utterly ♥♥♥♥ down their throats. A hot chunky steamy ♥♥♥♥ that just burns a hole right through them. Don't Mess With US.