GodsDrunkestDriver
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Vytvořil – SumOptimus
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This guide will explain to you how to "ayy" your "lmaos"
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Komentáře
Infamous 23. kvě. 2021 v 15.50 
-rep cheater slave trader
flyinghour 11. zář. 2016 v 15.41 
hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx
flyinghour 10. čvc. 2016 v 15.02 
What the ♥♥♥♥ did you just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ say about me, you little ♥♥♥♥♥. I’ll have you know my name is John, and I woke up this morning 5:30 sharp to the smell of sweet, wet ♥♥♥♥♥. I was getting a blowjob from two ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, one was trying to fit my humongous 3 pound balls in her mouth while the other was choking halfway on my 18 and 3/8 inch ♥♥♥♥. Later that morning I had to go to base camp so I front-flipped from my 14th floor barracks into my valet parked 2012 Ferrari. When I entered, I became a top sniper and was granted access to the entire arsenal of the USMC. I did 6000 push-ups, 8000 sit-ups and bench-pressed 30 plates in 16 minutes. After basic training, I traced your IP address while eating gold plated sushi and drinking $15,000 champagne. Meanwhile, you were jacking off to pictures on Facebook, while I am going to graduate at the top of my class in the Navy Seals tomorrow. I did more in one day than you will your entire life.