+rep gives me the big sex

Yow! Is this sexual intercourse yet?? Is it, huh, is it??
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Must destroy mankind! (His watch alarm goes off) Ooh, lunchtime!

-- Homer Simpson
Homer Goes To College
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A bad marriage is like a horse with a broken leg, you can shoot
the horse, but it don't fix the leg.
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"Go on, do Deformed Rabbit... it's my favourite."
-- Shadow puppets are so cute
(Terry Pratchett, Small Gods)
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Professor: While you were gone the Trotters held a news conference
to announce that I was a jive sucker.
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"Can't you just gesture hypnotically and make him disappear?"
"It does not work that way. RUN!"
-- Hadji on metaphyics and Mandrake in "Johnny Quest"
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This fortune would be seven words long if it were six words shorter.
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This is the darkest day in the history of Springfield. If anybody
wants me I'll be in the shower.

-- Homer Simpson
Lemon of Troy
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+Rep hopefully this is enuff to heal ur anus after that 1 v 1 faqq0t n00b ez

+Rep beat me in fair 1 v 1, gf

-Rep ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ to play