Recent reviews by ToxicPenguin

Iron Snout is a really good game. I have wasted 8 hours so far with this game and will probably play it more when I have nothing else to do. All Steam accounts should really get this downloaded. Also consider buying snoutfits to support the devs if you want.

edit: changed some wording

I picked this up thinking it would be a simple strategy game. I don't know why I keep playing it. Don't play idle games. Please. They're never good.

I haven't actually played this. I just let it run for the card drops and I'm reviewing it for the 2019 Summer Sale.

UNO is always lots of fun with friends and the additional rules and card sets add to the enjoyment. My biggest issue with the game is that it uses the Uplay client for all online interaction. I own the game on Steam, why can't I just use Steam to play with friends? Add a few annoying bugs and random disconnects on top and it makes me not want to recommend this game.

Instead of this game I would recommend Tabletop Simulator *if* you have a group of online friends and don't mind the chaos that is built into Tabletop Simulator. The only reasons I might recommend this version of UNO over Tabletop Simulator is if you want to play with A.I. as well as random online players and can't stand the chaos built into Tabletop Simulator.
It is for the A.I. and no stress from randoms that I play UNO instead of Tabletop Simulator.

edited 10/13/19
- Changed the wording in the original review a bit.
- Added more to better explain my feelings about this game.
- Enabled comments. Don't know why that was off.

update 09/12/24
The game is still super buggy, it may actually be worse than before. I like the customization that was added but playing a full game is painful. All of the DLC just makes the bugs so much more frustrating too.

I truely love this game, but I simply cannot recommend it. As fun as it might be to explore, the game needs something more to do.

It is a very brief roguelike in which the player explores a planet. The player does so using a romote rover (think a beefed up, armed version of the Mars rover, Curiosity). The player gets a new story for their character on each playthrough and is instructed to explore the planet around which their spaceship is orbiting. What they find on the planet below is randomized on each session. That is all I can say without spoiling anything.

The issues for the game come from how little there is to do after leaving the planet. You will be scored for all that you have acomplished and lost in your session as well as given a short epilogue for their character. That is it. This score/epilogue might slightly change the prologue for the next character, but that is it. I really wish there were something to progress besides the player's own knowlege of the game.

The game has built something great, but could really use some more padding. At the end of my first playthrough I was excited to know that my findings would result in some sort of progression, but there is none. Maybe a shop, or a way to customize the spaceship or rover between sessions would add a lot more life to the game.

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A bit over a year since Meat Your Match was released. I still hate casual and won't even attempt to look at competitive. However, I love the game so I'll just sit here and play this mess until Valve does something. Still waitin' for those pyro and heavy updates.

I wish quickplay servers were back and this casual system replaced the wreck that I've heard competitive turned out to be.

The best mix of marksmanship, hide and seek, and peek-a-boo you'll find on Steam. Expect to be muttering to yourself "where is that fool" most of the match.

If you're thinking of picking up the game make sure to keep your calm. It will take quite a few hours to even be able to make it across no man's land without missing a limb. Getting angry will only cause more anger. There's a lot of tricks to learn and it'll take many hours to figure it out, so just chill and enjoy the ride. Immerse yourself as best as you can, maybe join a clan if you want better teamwork, or just try to work with your random squad and it'll be a blast. Most of the community is great but there are always trolls. Ignore them and you'll get along fine.
The Great War feel is amazing but you'll quickly see that the tactics you remember reading about don't entirely apply to this game. It's not so much a WWI simulator as it is an average FPS with a WWI setting to make things more difficult. Jump shots, walking MGs, and insane Germans/Canadians with knives/clubs are what players do with the mechanics given to them (I may have indulged in some clubbing myself).

Far different from the first game although just as fun. With out any doors, the new Freddy mask, and a flashlight with limited battery as your only protection prepair to panic as the animatronics find new, more creative paths to your office. Through my failure, I've seen a lot through the animatronic's eyes and only want to learn more. It runs the same if not better than the first which is great for me because I am using a toaster.

Overall: 3spooky5me

I love the game. However, after a few minutes you will run out of things to do besides farm for gold, build, or write in the chat. If you are looking for progression, this isn't the game for you. If you want to hang out with friends, look at great builds, and speak with new people, then come join us!