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hey, sorry I saw your roblox profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing roblox haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really with misogyny and like you'll be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play roblox sometime its a really cool kids game with a lot of epic gamemodes like natural disaster survival, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your roblox profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on roblox we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

hey, i don't think you will recognise me... I'm Alice, we've played together recently, but I was too shy to talk to you, sorry about that... I just wanna play with you again at some point... Add me please, maybe we can just chat if I'm too noob for you :(

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Hi. I think you are cute. Can you DM me real quick. I promise I am real.

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hey i saw you on tinder but we didn't match so i found your instagram you're so beautiful you don't need to wear all that makeup ahah i bet you get a lot of creepy dm's but i'm not like all those other guys message me back beautiful btw what's your snap

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hey sorry i saw your profile and i just thought you looked cute in your picture. i really wanted to tell you that it's really rare to see girls playing video games haha!I don't know why it's a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting i swear im just trying to be friendly i really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry im really shy i don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk you look really nice and fun xxx

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you see, i took the grandson to costco the other day. no particular reason, we were just looking around. it's december
we saw some muffin/cupcake type things in the bakery section, so we decided to grab a delicious box. they seemed to be selling quick so we thought it'd be a tasty investment.
anyways, as we're checking out the cashier says "these muffins/cupcakes are a buy 1 get one free type of deal, would you like to go run back and grab another"
"sure " i say "watch the cart grandson"
so i hustle back to the bakery and see there's only one box left at this point. and there's a lady going for it oh whale

i sprint up and we end up putting our hands on the box at the same time.
"could i please have this? it would make my daughter so happy after her surgery tomorrow" said the cunning cuck
"ok" i say, quickly formulating a plan with my 158 iq. i notice the deli is right next to us
"hey, look at that" i say, pointing away. as she looks, i quickly push her onto the deli's chopping board and they turn her into a hamburger quicker than you could say "hotdog"
"it was nice to meat you" i say to the hamburger lady, then walk away with my box of muffins/cupcakes

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Um, hi. I just recently saw your post about wanting a bf? So maybe I'd give it a shot, I mean you're really cute and friendly. I really like anime like you do! So, um.. Can we date? I'm sure we'll be the best otaku couple! We can listen to anime songs and maybe watch some Naruto and Dbz. Do you like those animes? It's okay if not.. Maybe we can watch something much more like hentai or not. I don't want to seem like your horny average guy, so we can watch something innocent. Maybe bleach.. Heh. You're so kawaii, y'know? I just want to kiss your face and call you my kohai. Would you like me to be your senpai boyfriend? I think it'll be really kawaii. I think I love you, kohai. Please make me happy and date a fellow otaku.