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Guess again freak show! Dukes comin back in town and the last thing that's gonna go through your mind before ya die is my size 13 boot!

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Do you wanna know how I got these scars? My father was a drinker...and a Gamer And one night, he goes off crazier than usual. Mommy gets the kitchen knife to defend herself. He doesn't like that. Not...one...bit. So, me watching, he takes the knife to her, laughing while he does it. He turns to me, and he says, "Why so serious?" He comes at me with the knife - "Why so serious?" He sticks the blade in my mouth - "Let's put a smile on that face!" And... why so serious?

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youve been idleing for about 126 hours, its pretty sad ol ♥♥♥♥♥♥ bones

F U WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR FUNERAL CUZ ID B N JAIL 4 KILLIN DA MOTHA ♥♥♥♥♥ THAT KILLED U!


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WE TRUE HOMIES
WE RIDE TOGETHER
WE DIE TOGETHER
Send this GUN to everyone you care about including me if you care. C how many times you get this, if you get a 9 your A TRUE HOMIE

I go through my day pretty normal, like I'm a normal guy, I'm a swell guy, I'm a nice enough guy, I'm a cool kinda guy. Heh. I'm a pretty groovy guy… But then I get a little SUGAR in me, and I start to go CUCKOO! Doesn't have to be much, this time around it was two 'em–two of Fiber One® Brownies, only 90 calories each but they do the job! Do you know what I'm sayin'? They get me goin', they get me riled up! A little CUCKOO, a little WACKY! Start gettin' me a little KOOKY, a little–you know–LOOPY!! Ooh-ooh! Hey! Somebody t–somebody put this kid in a padded cell, get 'im a straitjacket, he's goin' a lil… wacky… Goin' a lil KOOKY… He's off the walls! Bananas! Loco! You want me to stop. Isn't that wonderful. Well lemme just do whatever you say, because it's your little fairy tate

My Dope Boi

I was born 87 years ago. For 65 years I've ruled as Tamriel's emperor, but for all these years, I've never been the ruler of my own dreams. I have seen the gates of Oblivion, beyond which no waking eye may see. Behold, in darkness, a doom sweeps the land. This is the 27th of Last Seed, the year of Akatosh, 433. These are the closing days of the third era, and the final hours of my life.

yous a lil ♥♥♥♥♥

Ive met cats and dogs smarter than this guy

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whats your skype ♥♥♥♥♥♥

are you getting cucky with me
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