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-rep smells like fried ♥♥♥

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-rep fat and in debt

avocado: seriously? ♥♥♥♥ you

ʎoqllǝɥ: Hi this is my dad your just killed my son. hes daed

Bark bark!(Horny, feral mutt sniffing around for some fun. He'll lick, slurp, mount, hump, knot, and blow a load inside into and/or inside of whatever pretty, equally horny ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ may come his way, or wiggle their rumps in his face! And he's not above raising his tail into the air like a heat-stricken female for those who may want it~.)

Sub : i hope your only child dies in a car crash

WaR_PiG : ja jou klein dom pioes

A match was found for you, but Draco failed to accept it.

*DEAD* *CaptainCrazy* : ja jys reg ek sal jy ini ♥♥♥♥♥ gevreety kom poes

I am now your husband

+rep good trader

+rep good trader

Today my 12 year old son and I walked into harvard to sign him up for college. The dean rudly asked what a 12 year old was doing signing up for such a prestigious institute like harvard. My son took of to reveal his Rick and Morty shirt and proclaimed 'Well you see sir I watch Rick and Morty'. A look of confusion came over the deans face and I have never been so proud. The dean quickly made sure to appologize to my son but it was too late, the police rushed in and dragged him out. My son passed all his classes with 4.0s and graduated top of his class in the first day of college

I pretended to be a girl in csgo competitive matchmaking. At first we just played csgo together, but we worked up to more. I even skyped dressed as a sexy woman 'with poor connection' so the video would blur. After many seductive photos of my ass in my sisters underwear I convinced him I was the real deal. It took me 3 weeks to become his girlfriend. Eventually I scammed this guy out of $600 because I convinced him I would come visit if he paid for the flight. I was lucky it paid off because i had spent nearly $200 on make up to pull off this con. He also gifted me over 20 games on steam. 11/10 would do again. It was actually a nice weekend when I flew to visit him and didn't even mind sucking ♥♥♥♥. We're looking to move in together in October.

RogueZz : you smurfing dev?

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My grandfather smoked his whole life. I was about 10 years old when my mother said to him, "If you ever want to see your grandchildren graduate, you need to stop immediately.". Tears welled up in his eyes when he realised what exactly was at stake. He quit immediately. Three years later, he died of lung cancer. It was really sad and it destroyed me. My mother said to me, " Don't ever smoke. Please don't put your family through what your grandfather put us through." I agreed. At 25, I have never touched a cigarette. I must say, I feel a slight sense of regret for never smoking, because your aim gave me cancer anyway.

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