You're walking down an alley in Cleveland on a rainy, chilly night. The stench of factory smoke interspersed with traces of beer fills the air. The tall, brick buildings on both sides of the alley loom over you like daunting branches of a haunted tree.

You walk briskly, trying to make your way out of an alley that seems ever more frightening with each passing step. Suddenly, a tall black guy emerges from a shadow in the alley. Its Lebron. Oh no, don't rape me Lebron. Lebron doesn't give a ♥♥♥♥. He grabs you and starts smacking your ass while you half-heartedly pretend like you want to run away. He pulls down your pants and sticks his ♥♥♥♥ in your ass. Oh no Lebron, don't. But you like it.

The end.

you are the weaker link
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