From The Hawk🦅 To the Tuah💦 To the rizz🤫 To demure💅 Brainrot🧠 Tiktok⏰ Thats my scene🌄 I feel sigma when i FE!N🎶 On skibidi🚽 Im tryna rizz 😏you for your gyatt🍑 Ice🧊Spice🌶that thang And make it clap for Kai Cenat🥷 Ohio-o-oooo This is where the sigmas go🗿🍷 Ohio-o-oooo I said this is where the sigmas go🤴 Im into skibidi🧻 Edging with my bros👯‍♂ They suckin on my toes🦶 English🇺🇸or Spanish🇲🇽 And they froze🥶 No point in taxin fanum💸 Cause i goon on my own💧 Forty-something Lunchly boxes🍔 Stored in my home🏘 Aint new to mewing🧏‍♂ Ive been edging for so long📐 Im crashing out😵‍💫 I need to jelq my drake a load😮‍💨 You goofy ahh Bagging the fries🍟 You aint the goat🐐 John Pork🐷 He called🤙 I hit the griddy🕺 Picked up the Phone📲 Yeeeeaaaaaaah🤪‼️

one day you will have to answer for your actions, and God may not be so m̸̫̈́̉͜͜e̷̛͖͙̗͛̈̇ͅr̸̛̮̥̠͓c̶̣̖̓̽͂́i̴̘̲̱̹͂͝f̸̞͒̿u̸̺̮̯̼̐̇͛͝

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Sometimes I fantasize about Shinobu Kocho coming home drunk and beating me until I feel numb. She kicks me in the ribs until I can hardly breathe. Then she starts to cry and apologizes, begging me to forgive her. She holds me all night as I gently cry into her haori. Please help is there any hope for me

I used to play Fortnite all night. No sleep! But ever since Obama told me to try Raid Shadow Legends for free, I am addicted. This game is a game. It has graphics. It has characters. Best of all it has a loot box mechanic to enhance my experience even more by adding another exciting chance based layer to the game! Two week ago I spend all my money becoming a Raid Shadow Legend. Now I live in a dumpster outside a McDonald’s with free WiFi. At night I sneak into the McDonald’s like my new raccoon dad, Stripey, taught me to do so I can charge my phone. Through the cracked screen I am still perpetually amazed by the graphics of this game... they look so real! Thank you Obama, you truly changed my life!

+rep absolute god at sniping. Well played man :)