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a cat in a box with a bottle of poison, which many people would suggest is
about as far as you need to go.
(The Unadulterated Cat)
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QOTD:
"Do you smell something burning or is it me?"
-- Joan of Arc
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Mal: "Stack everything here, in plain sight. Wouldn't want it to seem like
we got anything to hide. It might give them Alliance boys the wrong
impression."
Wash: "Or the right one."
Mal: "That too."
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Professor Farnsworth: "Oh my, that steamed carrot was a bit spicy for me."
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If you push the "extra ice" button on the soft drink vending machine, you won't
get any ice. If you push the "no ice" button, you'll get ice, but no cup.
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* dpkg ponders: 'C++' should have been called 'D'
-- #Debian
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There's one fool at least in every married couple.
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