When bad things happen, I know you want to believe they are a joke, but sometimes life is scary and dark. That is why we must find the light.

Dude, sucking is the first step to being sorta good at something

You just gotta imagine that every bruise is a hickey from the universe. And everyone wants to get with the universe

Bacon pancakes making bacon pancakes. Take some bacon and I put it in a pancake. Bacon pancakes. That's what it's gonna make. Bacon pancake