i'm gonna flop my jungle cawka out on the table when your mom invites me over for dinner. you're gonna see a big cawka on the table i'm alone i'm gonna tell you to go in the kitchen and get me all the seasonings you got i need you to get the garlic salt i need you to get the seasoning salt while my Cawka sits there on the table and you just see it pulsate like moving liver that's been taken out of a cow. and you're just gonna stare at i'll be like keep seasoning stare at you keep seasoning it. you're gonna keep seasoning my meat over and over again keep seasoning it and i'm gonna flop my cawka off the table it's gonna go like a slime because it's just covered in salt and i'm gonna take that cawka walk straight to your mom's mouth and stare at you she go oh i'm gonna be like now suck it in front of your son she's like i'm sorry i just can't help it it's so flavorful that's gonna be the pro tip that i give her when i give her this flavored jungle cawka of seasoning salts

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