NOTE Comment on my profile for reason to add or ill ignore you. Im not doing any trades for paypal money and Im also not adding anyone with a private profile/private inventory. If you have a "Storage" account and you add me, I will immediately block you. No I aint gonna overpay much for floats.

If you want to talk to me, you can join my discord(not about trade m8): https://discord.gg/BjqX6Me

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You don't have to dumb it down if your last comment already looks like the ramblings of a mentally handicapped toddler. My point is that your weird obsession with "proving" to anyone in your comment section that you are good at a game implies that you have some mental issues. You therefore prove that point by rambling incomprehensible garbage comment after comment. The fact that you have even managed to trick yourself, which again implies you are very slow, that you "sh@t" on me proves how there is an evident deficiency of mental and brain activity occurring in your head.

Hey baby, you’re asleep in our bed snoring away :P jk I do the snoring. I’m sitting at your computer wearing your headset which btw smells like you and I just wanna say I love youuuu. I will be sleeping while you’re at work and I get to snuggle your pillow which helps me sleep cause again it smells like you and gives me comfort. ❤️ I’m happy I decided to move my whole life here to yehaw land to be with you and begin our life together.

After a good game in h1z1, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great h1z1 and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a h1z1 lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard♥♥♥♥♥♥push against my leg. I punched him and then 2 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy

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