Recent reviews by writhing remains

I died again

bad
but good
mostly good
jesus christ my opinions changed
MAINLY BECAUSE IM NOT A TOXIC PIECE OF GARBAGE ANYMORE

Ragefest 2015:

Insane mode Chapter 8

♥♥♥♥ THIS GAME

(I love this game...)

May you be judged, edmund.

Pros:

+ New items like Tech X, PJs, Binky and some other cool stuff like Maw of the void
+ Most of the new alt floors are amazing, burning... basement? this looks like a cellar, please.
+ Amazing new characters, Keeper makes the hp situation makes you hope you'll find piggy bank, and Lilith = Greed mode's own little character to make things 90x easier (And then she was nerfed)
+ You FINALLY make there be unlockables for beating mega satan... WHY ARE THEY ALL CO-OP BABIES!!!
+ New bosses like, Rag man -Terrible-, The stain -Meh-, and uhm, SPOILERS -plz no hurt me tyrone-
+ Daily runs which are fun and amazing for people who don't got it all unlocked and can try out some of the items

Now we will add the cons.


Cons:
-Rest in pieces the following: Azazel, Book of belial and Box of friends. they all died in a nerf tsunami. -NERF-
-♥♥♥♥ HUSH AND HIS STUPID LITTLE BULLETHELL
-Lost in a nutshell. Good run = Die to a invisible fly which hasn't been patched.
-Really... bad items like Matt's kidney stone and the rest.
-Bad new Angel/Devil/Item room ideas, like
- Spikes around the items in the devil deal room -you can do it from the corners.-
- A eternal heart at the angel statues, and 4 soul hearts in a different corner of the room, blocked off via unbreakable block and at the cost of one key
- Greed mode: offers 2 Regen chest, no keys? sorry sucker go buy some instead of unlocking keeper or holy mantle for the lost!
- Really bad unlocks for beating hush sometimes, like FART BABY? edmund and tyrone, i just killed a giant unborn ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ for you and you give me a fart baby. REALLY???!?!?!?!?!?!?!
- Skinny room bosses/rooms in general = True pain





TOTAL DLC SCORE IS *Drumroll here*
........ 4/10... Its not very good.
Just cause you get some amazing items and some good unlocks doesn't make it any more easy.
The nightmare is that you have to fight hush, mega satan, and ultra greed. on hard. as the lost. just for godhead. look, u can shout at me just cause i suck. and thats fine i don't give a ♥♥♥♥.
But please, just remember
YOU CAN'T ACTUALLY BEAT HUSH ON A SINGLE HEART.

you see, i need my payday 2.

PRE-PLANNING.

This game, I just love it!
Volvo plz add





But keep it free2play plz


Pros:
Game is cool
I like the music (And your hat)
Pointman Best class 11/10 IGN
Mix of my favorite games

CONS:
Supporter Sucks
This game doesn't have a full game? FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU




I r8 11/10 Best game ign

I want my life back

got hanged for saying "Mr obama it's been a pleasure" when obama got killed by an SK
i wasn't even the SK

go on console you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

i would die 4 times in a row instantly again