Ok, this is ABSOLUTE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. I went to see Cars in the theater yesterday, and when Lightning McQueen got HOT with Sally in Radiator Springs, my boner engaged. When Lightning McQueen said "Ka-Chow!", I couldn't help it!!! I closed my eyes, and I TORE my ♥♥♥♥ to shreds, using whip like motions and pulled with great force. That was one of the best nuts I ever had, just thinking about it now gets me riled up. Thing is, I nutted all over the kid sitting right next to me, and his mom got all pissed at me, screaming at me for jacking off on her son. I told that ♥♥♥♥♥ to shut the ♥♥♥♥ up, and that jacking off is a natural, artistic, and beautiful process. You should BE HAPPY that my semen is all over your son, maybe he can learn a lesson or two about the culture and art of jacking off. HOWEVER, the movie theater managers didn't agree with me. They KICKED ME OUT of the movie theater, and I didn't even finish watching the Cars movie.

-+rep he is idiot but still a very many good fella (idiotest)

Hi, sorry for englise......is 2nd language jajaja :D .... My friend tell me dat this Sampsons actor is name Ms Kebab Apple?? ..... Is dis confirm? Jajajajaja xD ...... I think kebab is a food xD my friend also say "Bart Sampson" say to her "eat my pants" WTF jajajajaja xD

+rep His mom is incredible in bed

+rep

signed by Putin (is gayyyy)