When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.
-- Hunter S. Thompson
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Illusion is the first of all pleasures.
-- Voltaire
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Kafka's Law:
In the fight between you and the world, back the world.
-- Franz Kafka, "RS's 1974 Expectation of Days"
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Tact is the art of making a point without making an enemy.
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An attorney was defending his client against a charge of first-degree murder.
"Your Honor, my client is accused of stuffing his lover's mutilated body into
a suitcase and heading for the Mexican border. Just north of Tijuana a cop
spotted her hand sticking out of the suitcase. Now, I would like to stress
that my client is *___not* a murderer. A sloppy packer, maybe..."
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The very remembrance of my former misfortune proves a new one to me.
-- Miguel de Cervantes
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Raising pet electric eels is gaining a lot of current popularity.
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