California isnt here your in the south so get to know your cousin ; )

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The listing follows

- 1x Monster Horse Dildo (12') $89.99
- 1x Ultra HD Backdoor Sluts 9 $12.99
- 6x Magnum condoms (Small) $24.45
- 5x Bananas $7.00
- 5x Cucumbers $4.00
- 1x FeelsLikeBlood Lube Bottle 750ml $19.99
- 1x Next day shipping $45.00
- 1x Frequent Shopper Discount (15%)

DON'T 👏 CALL 👏YOURSELF 👏 BISEXUAL 👏 IF 👏 YOU'VE 👏 NEVER 👏 ♥♥♥♥♥♥ 👏 A 👏 BICYCLE 👏😩

you guys are so awesome!! all these nice things mean a lot

this dude is fu**ing amazing and nice

Best mom 10/10