Sam was a boy who just couldn't seem to catch a break. No matter how hard he tried, no one wanted to be his friend. He even tried wearing a sandwich board that read, "Will be your friend for free pizza," but no one took him up on the offer. Sam's only companion was his pet rock, whom he named Rocky. He would take Rocky on adventures and talk to him about his problems, but Rocky never talked back. Sam's only source of humour was his love for telling terrible dad jokes, even if they made no one laugh but himself. Despite it all, Sam remained hopeful that someday he would find someone who would be his friend, even if it meant sharing his free pizza with them.

Certified Gamer Schedule:

6:30am - Wake up and sip Mountain Dew

6:31am - Masturbate

6:32am - Doritos and tendies breakfast

6:45am - Masturbate

7:00am - play video games and masturbate

7:00pm - go outside and commit genocide of gays

7:01pm - play video games and masturbate

8:00pm - Oppress women and minorities ....and masturbate

8:30pm - child porn ...and masturbate

9:00pm - heat up some mountain dew ...and masturbate

10:00pm - Masturbate and cry myself to sleep

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🎧absolute gay ♥♥♥♥ - ur mum🎧
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hi my name is trey i got a basketball game tomorrow

poopy head >:D