Fear has struck my heart, yet again

YOU'VE BeeN HIT BY THE

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ONCE YOU'VE BEEN HIT, YOU HAVE TO HIT 8 PEOPLE! IF YOU GET HIT AGAIN YOU'LL KNO YOUR REALLI sexy! IF YOU BRAKE THE cHAIN, YOULL BE CURSED WITH UN*SEXYNESS FOR 10 YEARS SO PASS IT HIT WHO EVER YOU THINK IS sexy

I saw exactly 1.094 square inches of a girl's shoulder today...
I immediately fell to my knees, as the rush of a dopamine signaling my impending earth-shattering orgasm started to make a moan loud enough to deafening everyone in the immediate vicinity. What followed was a torrential downpour of every single sperm cell I have or will ever produce. They shot out so hard that my ♥♥♥♥ was ripped apart by my ubernut accelerating to 5% the speed of light by the time it left my urethra. It vaporized the girl as it punched right through her, barely slowing, before cutting through a structural support beam in the school as if it were a nuclear powered angle grinder. The sheer weight of this biblical nut, combined with the total destruction of anything in its path, caused the school to collapse, and every female in the state of Wisconsin to fall pregnant with my children. When the final death toll was tallied, there were 146 deaths, 543 injuries and 4 million pregnancies.

I love sucking this guy's penis!

hello! sorry for scare, but just notice profile on the Steam Community. you know how hard it are to find girls who play video game nowadays??? well, Im glad I stumble apon this little prof cause I gotta say.... ur prety cute!! ^ ((sorry for scare, no trouble ) well... I was wondering if u wanted to play tf2 with me (Im a plat sniper, so I can carry my little princes if need. =-}) CUZ I really want someone to pub wit me.. hey hey, maybe even I could get you unusual as little gift. you like Buring? Me too, me too. anyways any, do you maybe have Skype? (no scare. no scare, I iust like meating eye to eye.) if we skype, I think we could have some good buddy commucation. :)) ( i can even turn down my dubstep music in the background if you want...) add me if you want please, I jsit need friend maybe even girlfriend, to play video with.m I can be the perfect guy for you, trust!! ill buy whatever, do whatever, okay?? jsit pick up that phone and CALL. :)

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