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-- ♥♥♥♥♥ Rose Lee
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Women in love consist of a little sighing, a little crying, a little dying
-- and a good deal of lying.
-- Ansey
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I have more humility in my little finger than you have in your whole ____BODY!
-- from "Cerebus" #82
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As the trials of life continue to take their toll, remember that there
is always a future in Computer Maintenance.
-- National Lampoon, "Deteriorata"
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But like the Good Book says... There's BIGGER DEALS to come!
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Chuck Norris's version of a "chocolate milkshake" is a raw porterhouse wrapped around ten Hershey bars, and doused in diesel fuel.
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A gossip is one who talks to you about others, a bore is one who talks to
you about himself; and a brilliant conversationalist is one who talks to
you about yourself.
-- Lisa Kirk
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