Eliška je nejlepší

"Don't cry because its over, smile because it happened

Early to rise, and early to bed, makes a man healthy but socially dead

You know It's cold outside when you go outside and It's cold

Roses are red violets are blue why i think hitler should have won World War 2



The healthy human mind doesn't wake up in the morning thinking this is it's last day on Earth. But I think that's a luxury, not a curse. To know you're close to the end is a kind of freedom. Good time to take... inventory. Outgunned. Outnumbered. Out of our minds. On a suicide mission. But the sands and rocks here stained with thousands of years of warfare... they will remember us. For this. Because out of all our vast array of nightmares, this is the one we choose for ourselves. We go forward like a breath exhaled from the Earth. With vigor in our hearts and one goal in sight: *We. Will. Kill him.

- Yoda





Jsem kurva zasranej mistr pokru a co jako

Hans....get ze flammenwerfer....

“Evil is Evil. Lesser, greater, middling… Makes no difference. The degree is arbitary. The definition’s blurred. If I’m to choose between one evil and another… I’d rather not choose at all.”

"The connection has been lost. Thank you for playing Club Penguin. Waddle on!"

–Club Penguin.

"You Big Stupid Jellyfish!" -Shepard

One day you will place your last Minecraft block without realizing

https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ

https://youtu.be/d0tGBCCE0lc

“Never marry the one you can live with, marry the one you cannot live without.”

Hey my grandpa was some sort of electrician during ww2 I think he was pretty high ranking because he had 2 lightning bolts on his helmet

Letiště Kuřidlo, plukovník Motyčka, příjem...

I am a weapon of massive consumption, and its not my fault, its how i'm programmed to function

"To kill for yourself is murder. To kill for your country is heroic. To kill for your entertainment is harmless."