I couldn't help but notice.... are you a "girl"??

Not that it matters too much, but it's just so rare to see a girl around here! I don't mind, no--quite to the contrary! It's so refreshing to see a girl online, to the point where I'm always telling all my friends "I really wish girls were better represented on the internet."

I've always wanted the chance to talk to a gorgeous lady, so feel free to shoot me a message, any time at all! You don't have to be shy about it, because you're beautiful anyways (that's just a preview of all the compliments I have in store for our chat).

Looking forwards to speaking with you soon!

EDIT: I couldn't help but notice you haven't sent your message yet. There's no need to be nervous! I promise I don't bite, haha

EDIT 2: In case you couldn't find it, you can click the little chat button from my profile and we can get talking ASAP. Not that I don't think you could find it, but just in case hahah

so mojang really wants minecraft to be more realistic. but how can it be realistic without the most important thing in every survival game. this is why i think pooping should be added. this major update will add 2 new effects. constipated and poop. constipated is when you eat too much gold apples. poop is the effect you have post-poop. it gives you speed 2 because not having the poop in you makes you lighter. also steve should be able to inject himself with morphine and this can make his poop a weapon. the poop deals 3 damage and gives the victim blindness 2 when you hit them. his poop will fly at 200 miles per hour. also steve can poop his pants in his sleep if he goes to sleep while constipated. every time you look an enderman looks at you there is a 5% chance steve will poop his pants. i think this would be really cool in pvp.

don' mess wit ze gangsta i'v got dodg hellćet und sevan mellioen dollrz, i wil fwk yuo up kiddo

yo steam support can you ban this guy hes been cyber bullying me on the net, please get rid of him or i am leaving the so called virtual world

you are so funny =D =D =D

You have the gay