Senaste recensioner av Bonglord666

Run fast, shoot everything, don't die. GOTY.

A pretty cool game. Downed half a bottle of vodka and still kind of beat it. 10/10, would recommend-

I need to stop buying these games. Maybe I'll gift it to some unlucky friend of mine as a joke.

The game that Simpsons and the like parodied in the nineties after Mortal Kombat and such came out.

This is the game that all the hysterical parents didn't want their kids to play: a murder simulator, full of blood, gore, and mindless ultra violence, made with the intent of corrupting the young. Except it's not.

It's a goofy, over the top look into the minds of angst ridden kids who write misanthropic poems in their bedrooms, walls plastered with posters of extreme metal bands and drawings of satanic symbols, while hate filled music made by grown men wearing clothes either from a military surplus store or the hot topic.

It's a dumb game, but it's also a very fun game (when it isn't keyboard and mouse throwing out the window frustrating). It's fun because it allows you to do what every single one of us have wanted to do when we get bullied at school, fired from work or when a car drives by, hits a puddle and splashes water all over you ruining your brand new clothes. It's a polygons and pixels shooting other polygons and pixels for the sake of your entertainment, nothing more.

Plus you get to light a mob of people attending a political rally on fire with a flamethrower. Who wouldn't want to do that?

I spent two hours flying in space and then the game crashed. 10/10, would recommmend to all my space cadet friends. I love it.

Finally a game of pool I can win. No more douchey hustlers, no more swallowed pride, no more watered down beer, for the long last I can live my fantasies of being a pool shark in the sweet privacy of my own home.