Neue Rezensionen von Bonglord666

You can draw wee-wees on legal documents!

Great level design and graphical style, good weapons, plenty of gore. Sound design lacks punch and the music puts you to sleep, though. Also quite buggy and a little bit janky, but still very fun and well worth your money.

I love beta testing PC ports of console games but I hate paying 60 euros for the privilege.

This game is 40 years old and still kicks major butt. If you like to raid dungeons and kick ass, this is the game for you. There's absolutely nothing extra, just balls to the wall monster killing and treasure hunting action.

Play it now.

It's a game about trying to pee off a British guy while working the backstage of a video game. Pretty kool.

Too many ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ button combinations to remember, new abilities take too much grinding to unlock, every half decent attack takes too long to charge, bosses have too much health, story is trash garbage schlock written by hacks and worst of all, main character looks like he listens to Disturbed and his jacket jacket looks like something only a Sonic fan would wear. I hate everything about this game and everybody who likes it is a waste of oxygen and has no taste in video games. If you disagree, fite me irl. 10/10 would recommend.

Bretty good.

It's a pretty good game to play when all you have is the cheapest scotch, no cigarettes and you're all alone with your misery and self hatred. In other words, you're angry drunk and you want someone or at least something to fight with. The action parts of the game are aggravating and I hate them, but the parts where you navigate through the operating system cracking passwords and doing puzzles pi$$ me off even more. I didn't get too far in the game before I was too inebriated to operate a mouse and a keyboard, but considering the fact that the last thing I remember before passing out face first in my own pi$$ puddle was cursing out to the ceiling of my toilet the name of the developer of this game and my upstairs neighbor's voice telling me to shut the f up and threatening to come and beat me up, I'd say it was a glowing experience.

10/10.

Probably the most realistic depiction of war in videogame history,

You'll sweat, you'll bleed, you'll cry and most of all you will lament as your comrades fall in the relentless hail of leaden death the Viet Cong unleash on you as the fiery angel of suffering named napalm rains on your back. The onslaught will be brutal and endless as you reap an unforgiving harvest of souls through the stranglingly thick jungles and swamps of Vietnam, your senses sharpen as you de-evolve back into something less, or perhaps more, than man, something but a primeval killing machine, an utter vessel of mayhem and destruction.

And you wull die, time and time again, until you are not capable of dying anymore, but only capable of killing. Such is war, and such is the absurdity of life. We all are born to die.

Otherwise great fun, but some of the soundtrack is fycking awful.