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dream big, fart loud

outer worlds is actually the worst game ive ever played
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nfx 2024 年 12 月 22 日 上午 6:31 
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nfx 2024 年 12 月 20 日 下午 7:24 
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BAER 2024 年 12 月 20 日 下午 12:27 
I am not crazy! I know he swapped those numbers. I knew it was 1216. One after Magna Carta. As if I could ever make such a mistake. Never. Never! I just – I just couldn’t prove it. He covered his tracks, he got that idiot at the copy shop to lie for him. You think this is something? You think this is bad? This? This chicanery? He’s done worse. That billboard! Are you telling me that a man just happens to fall like that? No! He orchestrated it! Jimmy! He defecated through a sunroof! And I saved him! And I shouldn’t have. I took him into my own firm! What was I thinking? He’ll never change. He’ll never change! Ever since he was 9, always the same! Couldn’t keep his hands out of the cash drawer! But not our Jimmy! Couldn’t be precious Jimmy! Stealing them blind! And HE gets to be a lawyer? What a sick joke! I should’ve stopped him when I had the chance! …And you, you have to stop him! You
nfx 2024 年 12 月 14 日 上午 10:18 
How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb
smoap 2024 年 11 月 16 日 上午 10:14 
there's pimple near my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
im not just saying ♥♥♥♥
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smoap 2024 年 10 月 17 日 上午 4:17 
fart on me