Good bloke and lobbies with nice teammates

-rep After a good raid in RUST, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great rust moments and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a RUST lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard push against my leg. I punched him . Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

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