Have you ever been scared for your life due to the russian baltic fleet? Are you nostalgic of the good old times when it relocated to the pacific and was destroyed by the japanese? Fear no more!
I am the Rettungsschwimmer of Danzig. I will save everyone from baltic russian submarines, destroyers and battleships. And that's not all! Carriers, too! Extra services include, but aren't limited to: blowing up somalian pirates with superior European technology, launching pod missiles at wooden ships off of the coast, and sending submarines to space by putting the torpedos the other way around.
Don't worry, you will not drown in your fearful tears!


Gammalgodingnazist!