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ㅤ* Wise people think all they say, fools say all they think.
ㅤ* Man: (to friend) I'm taking my wife on an African Safari. Friend: Wow! What would you do if a vicious lion attacked your wife? Man: Nothing. Friend: Nothing? You wouldn't do anything? Man: Too right. I'd let the stupid lion fend for himself!
ㅤ* I once went to a Doctor Who restaurant. For starters I had Dalek bread.
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